Interesting Conversations 29In SummerInteresting Conversations 29 by ~ryu-ren
Hannah: Aw, too bad I'm gonna miss that Irish fair cause it's when I'll be in Ireland!
Katie: The 3 steps to happiness are as follows: Step 1: Cut a super ripe sweet melon in half and scoop out the seeds. Step 2: Put a nice sized scoop of vanilla ice cream right in the middle (where nature has clearly designed it to go). Step 3: Rejoice/feast with a spoon.
Brendan: It would also be a good place for a pokéball. THINK ABOUT THAT!
Katie: But I can't eat one of those, my friends live in them! Though I've often thought about how great it would be if instead of seeds/pits fruit just had another kind of fruit in the middle. Like a strawberry in the middle of a peach or something.
Brandan: But what would be inside the strawberry? A blueberr- OH MY GOD NESTED FRUIT. WE'D MAKE MILLIONS.
Katie: (grabs him by the hand) WE MUST DO THIS. FOR HUMANITY!
Me: Can I request a strawberry inside a plum inside a watermelon? Or does that not count cause watermelons don't have one huge pit bu
Interesting Conversations about Movies and TVInteresting Conversations about Movies and TelevisionInteresting Conversations about Movies and TV by ~ryu-ren
Katie: Last night I dreamed that Sam Winchester and I fixed a lawnmower and then Dean Winchester taught me how to drive his car. We then drove out to some po-town and used the modified lawnmower to mow down some pesky ghosts. Then we all got pizza. I DON'T WANT TO BE AWAKE OKAY.
Mom *Watching Battlestar Galatica* Is this the last season?
Dad: Yes. You ask that every week.
Mom: I got this weird feeling they’re going to kill off the whole human race.
Dad: They can’t do that. If they did they won’t be able to make a movie.
Mom: What makes you think they’re going to make a movie?
Me and Dad: *at the exact same time* They always do.
Katie: So Pacific Rim is probably just the most fun movie ever. Think Hellboy combined with Evangelion combined with Independence Day. I loved it!
Katie: You know what movie they should make?...“The Vampire of Zorro…With Robots”
Interesting Conversations 28) Me and Animals (Interesting Conversations 28 by ~ryu-ren
Me: Today I discovered that the dog likes to curl up under my desk and nap when I'm not using it. This is why nothing ever works on/near my desk, because she gets tangled up in the cords under the desk and unplugs everything.
Katie: I had a dream last night that all of the raptors at Nature's Ed were speaking Japanese and were basically like, character stereotypes. The red-tailed hawk was the stalwart serious one, the Harris' hawk was the mischievous prankster and the kestrel was the adorable high-pitched sweet one. XD. The best part was when Zephyr said, "Katie-san...ano...daisuke!" >////
My mother went on Amazon.com to order a ton of Christmas presents. But she doesn’t have an account on Amazon so she just used my account (but her credit card) to order everything.
However it did not occur to her that since it is MY account all receipts will be sent to MY e-mail.
So I now have a detailed list in my in-box of all my mothers shopping. I recognize at least two things as being from my wish-list….
So much for the surprise but it’s the thought that counts.