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"A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon." - Arnold Haultain
"The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy." - Ellery Queen
"Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble." - Doctor Leon
"I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm." - Ogden Nash
"Act normal. That's already crazy enough." - Dutch proverb
"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment." - Dave Barry
"Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone." - Jim Fiebig
"You don't have to be straight to be in the military; y
Vanguard, Chapter 1: DuncanDuncan's Journal: Day 1288
I consider myself a good man. I respect women, elders, my equals, and the dead. I say a morning prayer, and an evening one. Hell, I even thank the gods for a meal, instead of immediately chowing down in the voracious manner as the other soldiers here do. By all logical means, I should be in paradise. No really, not just because I'm a good man, but also because I should be dead by now. So I ask myself: why, oh gods up there, have I ended up in hell?
1288 days. 1288 days of my life have been spent in this misery, and I'm beginning to lose faith in the glory I was promised. Some of the rookies still live in their ignorant bliss, but I've lived long enough to realize that there's not much glory to find here. “Sing the songs of glory and march into battle—-join The Crusade today!”. Such were the words of the posters The Crusade has spread all over The Mortal Realm. Gullible fools practically stand in line for these songs of glory that th
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